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Here's my recipe for the most amazing Thanksgiving dinner:
1 live turkey
3 cups fresh corn, decobbed and washed
6 potatoes, whole
1 bottle of fine red wine
Preheat the oven to 450 degrees. Take the live turkey, feed him the corn, then push him out the front door. Throw the potatoes at him to make him run away. Take the bottle of wine, sit on the porch, and laugh at all the people who have been up since 5 AM cooking for a meal that will last 20 minutes. Go back inside and warm yourself by the oven. Call your favorite Chinese take-away and watch "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" and "A Christmas Story" until you pass out.
Enjoy!
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